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Perfect??

You can be the peanut butter to my jelly
You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly
You can be the captain
And I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date
You can be the hero
And I can be your sidekick
You can be the tear That I cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the cloud when it's stormin'
Or u can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

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Don't know if I could ever be Without you
'Cause boy you complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see That we're all we need
Cause you're the apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry

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You know that I'll never doubt ya
And you know that I think about ya
And you know I can't live without ya
I love the way that you smile
And maybe in just a while
I can see me walk down the aisle

Cause you're the apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry
Cause your the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for you (for u)
U take the both of us (of us)
And were the perfect two
Were the perfect two
Were the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two ♥

Pak Imam2

Seorg pak imam t'kejut melihat rambut anaknya yg kerinting b'tukar m'jadi lurus .

imam : nape dgn rambut kamu tu ?
anak : rebonding, yah.
imam : ape rebonding tu ?
anak : diluruskan yah.
imam : Oooww...

Tiba waktu solat, pak imam g ke masjid. Sblm mengangkat takbir, pak imam menoleh ke blkg dan bkata,

imam : safnya tolong direbondingkan ya.
makmum : ?????????

Pelik

T A H U K A H A N D A ?

Oatk ktia mmapu membca apa sjaa aayt wlaauupn eajanyna baynk ynag sliap. Dnegan sayart hruuf petrama dan treakihr breada pdaa temapt ynag beutl. tiadk pelru membcaa hruuf dmei hruuf tetpai sebrais aayt selakigus. Heabtkan?

otak siapa yang berfungsi dgn baik cer LIKE !

Barat??

Mari lihat perangai orang barat
Snow White duduk dengan 7 orang laki
Batman bawak kereta 320 kilometer sejam
Spiderman kotorkan bandar dengan sawangnya
Green Lantern Fanatik Warna Hijau
Superman pakai spender kat luar

apa yang diorang nak buktikan kat anak-anak nie?

Lelaki..

Lelakai suka perempuan yang..
-RENDAH, yang rendah kasut tumitnya
-Cantik, yang cantik no. kad kreditnya
-Comel, yang comel kereta mini coopernya
-Cute, yang cute ketika berpakaian.....(aa maybe?)
-Kaya, yang kaya dengan hasil peninggalan keluarga
-Pemalu, pemalu yang menyebabkan kos beli-belah dapat dikurangkan
-Tabah, yang TABAH MELALUI HARI TUA BERSAMA SUAMI TERSAYANG

lover??

♥~♥ 10 TANDA ANDA SUKA SESEORANG ♥~♥
10 : rasa malu bila bercakap dgn dia
9 : anda prasan anda trsenyum bila brcakap dngannya
8 : kalau terlihat dia, x nmpk orang laen
6 : sentiasa teringat dia
... ... 5 : happy bila bercakap dengannya
4 : akn cuba sedaya upaya utk berhubung dengannya
3 : apabila terbaca post ini, anda teringatkan dia
2 : sedang asyik memikirkannya sampai tak perasan nombor tujuh x ada dalam senarai
1 : anda tersenyum lepas check memang x ada..:p...
Hahhahahaha ! :) :) :)